The finger stamp

Yes... i am part of this collection of people who are headed to ballot in a couple of weeks time... Its the most important and all consuming part of our lives right now...I mean what can be more exciting than voting the Chairperson of the Governing Society of Bartenders?

There are many campaign pitches addressing key issues facing all bartenders in India today, a sample of which i present for ur benefit:

1. Extended lunch hours

2. Equal opportunites for women in bartending

3. Improving the in-house lunch menu

4. Addressing future issues(Thats recursion at its best)

5. Better networking with previous boards of the Governing Society of Bartenders

so job opportunities even in Honolulu can be identified....

But, i think i have cracked the campaign pitch. Its............. "world peace"

(smug face that goes with having cracked the toughest problem which even the smartest kid in class couldnt)

Dont let it out till the elections... cos i think this seat was meant  for me since its very inception!

Cheers!

Shruti....