Fridge clean pulsu

Yo ppls!!

Yepp.. i've gotten over my two blog syndrome.. nope KT, i'm not Gajjini...I dont have a two blog memory span... 

So i have got 1.5 vidanya done :) Vidanya 1: Get married (Half way there with this ring on my finger) Vidanya 2: I got into ISB........ So lets say i'm getting there... With some luck the others will also get ticked off .....

So here is a totally irrelevant blog.. nothing to do with any of the two vidanyas.. but then i need to do justice to the title of my blog, dont i?

So here goes... blaag no. 3 of my come back blaags:

Ok... we will now embark upon a voyage into a home....

Thoda aur zoom in... the kitchen.... and in some time.. we will zoom in a little further...

What started it all:

Madame: Did u get the vegetables?

Monsieur : Oh!! no... (Silence out of plain complete fear.....then long strain of excuses... which dont make any impression on the fair lady)

Madame: Now even the shops will be closed! (Ofcourse the husband was on the defensive on another front as well:he was late)

Monsieur : I'm sure there must be something in the house... (Hopeful as hell....Cos else he'd have an angry and hungry wife.. the first he was used to handling. He was ablsolutely mollified, stupefied, horrified, terrified by the second)

After a long hard.... look, the lady sets out on "mission fridge clean"

Open fridge.

Ferret out 2 boiled potatos, 1 carrot, 1 capsicum.

So... with all the ultra pleasant plans of a 69 ways to kill her husband (which included death by marketing) she chops the veggies up and puts 'em into the kadai. then she chooses.. no wait.. she grabs the masalas.... after 12 mins she decides enuf is enuf...out comes the bhaji! if they aren't done yet... they dont know how to meet deadlines!

Dinner is served.... Both of them are all set to eat whatever the outcome of her rage. And she is just waiting for hubby dear to say its a little spicy or something else to the effect of a suicide note... so she would get an opportunity to grind him to small bits and make an interesting dish that she'd really relish eating...

But.... nopes! that is not to be.. the husband lives to see another day.. cos the bhaji is absolutely amazing! in fact, it even wins the bhaji of the week award! He asks her with all sincerity "What did u put into it? Its GREAT!"

And she thinks about it.... other than the veggies which were visible to the naked eye(and miraculously even to the husband)....she just didnt know! it was so damn good but unrepeatable! Unless ofcourse the husband comes home late... and.....